Fight Night

'Twas the night of Aaron's birthday, spent in Leicester City

Hanging out with friends, now time to act shitty

"I want Chinese and I want it now!", "Calm now Aaron, it's 3(am) and they're shut"

"Fuck you all!" he huffed "I want Kung Pao!", Right into the Skinny Asian Cunt

"Watch where you walk!" Aaron slurred in a rage, "Fuck you prick" was the responding grunt

As they attempted to fight without landing a blow,

his friends heads hung in shame for he acts like a yobbo

"Stop now Aaron, cheer up and have fun!" They cried,

"Learn social norms, I won't let this slide!"

As the scuffle broke up in a rage he flew

"One punch is all, and he'll be through!"

"Fallout? Never! Consequences won't ensue"

as he was dragged away "Rob, I'm ashamed of you..."